SINGER SPACE MANDINO ACTUALLY BORN A ROBOT?
An unnamed childhood friend of folk singer Space Mandino stepped forward this week with the news that Mandino was in fact born a robot. At the age of just five, Mandino went through an experimental new surgery to make him human. His surgery is generally considered to be a successful one, as today he is alive ...but is he well?

 

MUSIC FROM THE FUTURE?
Chicago, IL - Local singer-songwriter "Space" Mandino is believed by many to be born by a bio-mechanical experiment from the future. According to Mandino, over 1000 years from now the universe is one "consumed by war" and that in acts of desperation, he resorted to experimental time travel to flee the violence. As of late, Mandino has been in the public eye after being questioned about recent UFO sightings in the Chicago area. Mandino commented that seeing a real UFO is impossible since substantial space travel requires [sic] jumping through space-time continuum. No links have been found between "Space" Mandino and the UFO activity.