Check store frequently! Inventory constantly moving, hard to find items go fast!

ATTENTION!! Receive a FREE Air Guitar with any purchase! For a limited time only! Act now!!

TIME MACHINE KIT.......................................................$350.00      BUY NOW!!

Amaze your friends!

Stun your family!

Avoid credit card debt! 

Build a working time machine utilizing household parts like vacuum cleaner motors, sheet metal, drier hoses, and knobs. Kit contains a diagram, step-by-step instructions, and wooden knobs needed. You will never experience anything else like it. Buy it now!

(Time Modulators, Molecule Regression Units, and Heated Seats sold separately.) 

ROBOT AND MONSTER INSURANCE

Now Available from ECR affiliates: Frank's Insurance and Video Rental 

-Each day an average of 50 robots are born in secret labs the world over. They have learned to replicate, develop, and evolve at alarming rates!

-Subterranean monsters can emerge from the anywhere at any given moment! Some lay in a underground slumber state for years. 

Now you can get comprehensive Robot and Monster Insurance in a flexible plan that works for you and your family.

CLICK HERE NOW to set up your free estimate and consultation today!

ALIEN EGGS AND HATCHERY SET...........................$39.95    BUY NOW!

Now On Sale!!!

Now you can order a package of 10 assorted alien eggs, incubator, and a 3 month supply of alien food all mailed straight to your home. Experience the enjoyment and the surprise of hatching your very own alien creatures. You will be sent a random variety of eggs, each set contains different alien species.

Disclaimer: some hatched aliens may be potentially dangerous. Take safety precautions: Never allow animals or small children near aliens. We do not assume liabilities caused by customer irresponsibility or neglect of the safety precautions. 

INVISIBLE MYSTERY GIFTS

For only three easy payments of just $19.95 (sorry, only visible payment accepted) we will pick from our large array of invisible stuff and ship your mystery gift directly to your house in a large invisible box. Imagine the sheer surprise and astonishment of revealing the mystery of your invisible gift! ORDER NOW!!!

ORGANIC CRISQUITAPOD MEAT!............................Market Price

Ear Cabbage is now partnering with an organic crisquitapod farm in Kraxsa-lo. Buy it by the pound at market price or get reduced rates for purchasing in bulk. Crisquitapod is a true delicacy rarely found this side of the milky way. It goes great in goulash, jambalaya, or tacos. Ships quickly so freshness and quality is guaranteed!!

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